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By the time a sitcom enters its sixth or seventh season, the characters turn into caricatures and the jokes feel tired and the same was the case with Two and a Half Men. As far as the story is concerned, sitcoms like Two and a Half Men like to stick to the basics until they want to bring about a big plot twist in the season finale and this usually works in their favour as it gives the viewers something to look forward to.

Charlie is the rich womaniser who makes jingles for a living and even though wants to come across as mean, his kind-heartedness overtakes his actions. Alan is a certified loser and while the show in the initial years tried to give him some depth, all of it was gone after Alan started owning up his shortcomings. The show tried to surprise its audience with Charlie choosing to break off his engagement to Chelsea so he could still give his brother a place to stay but these surprises were few and far between in the later seasons.

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 22m. And the Plot Moistens 22m. Just Once with Aunt Sophie 22m. Arguments for the Quickie 22m. That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 22m. Working for Caligula 22m. Who's Vod Kanockers? The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress 22m. A Pot-Smoking Monkey 21m. A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 21m. Apologies for the Frivolity 21m.

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 21m. Release the Dogs 22m. Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 22m. Kissing Abe Lincoln 22m. Walnuts and Demerol 21m. Castrating Sheep in Montana 22m. Don't Worry, Speed Racer 21m. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 22m. My Damn Stalker 22m. Young People Have Phlegm Too 22m. I Merely Slept with a Commie 22m. It Never Rains in Hooterville 22m. Smooth as a Ken Doll 21m. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 22m.

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 22m. McGlue's Feedbag 22m. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' 22m. Prostitutes and Gelato 21m. Large Birds, Spiders, and Mom 21m. Media Room Slash Dungeon 22m. Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 22m. City of Great Racks 22m. Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 22m. Help Daddy Find His Toenail 21m. Is There a Mrs. Tight's Good 21m. Kinda Like Necrophilia 22m.

Meander to Your Dander 22m. The Soil Is Moist 20m. Winky-Dink Time 22m. Rough Night in Hump Junction 22m. Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 22m. Fish in a Drawer 21m. If My Hole Could Talk 22m. Waiting for the Right Snapper 22m. Taterhead Is Our Love Child 21m.

Pie Hole, Herb 22m. Damn you, Eggs Benedict 21m. The Flavin' and the Mavin' 21m. A Jock Strap in Hell 21m. It's Always Nazi Week 21m. Best H. Money Can Buy 21m. Pinnocchio's Mouth 22m. The Mooch at the Boo 21m. The Devil's Lube 22m. Thank God For Scoliosis 21m. I Think You Offended Don 22m. David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 22m.

She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime 21m. The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? My Son's Enormous Head 22m. The Two Finger Rule 21m. Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau 22m. Above Exalted Cyclops 22m. Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 20m. Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth 21m. Baseball Was Better With Steroids 22m.

Whipped Unto the Third Generation 21m. Mmm, Fish. Yum 20m. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 20m. For the Sake of the Child 22m. Give Me Your Thumb 21m. Untainted by Filth 22m. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 21m. Warning, It's Dirty 20m.

Fart Jokes, Pie, and Celeste 22m. Yay, No Polyps! Crude and Uncalled For 21m. Aye, Aye, Captain Douche 21m. Tinkle Like a Princess 22m. I Found Your Moustache 22m. Ixnay on the Oggie Day 21m. I Called Him Magoo 22m. Gumby with a Pokey 22m. A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer 21m. A Pudding Filled Cactus 21m. Hookers, Hookers, Hookers 21m. The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel 21m. Twanging Your Magic Clanger 21m. The Crazy Bitch Gazette 19m.

Springtime On A Stick 21m. A Good Time in Central Africa 21m. Ow, Ow, Don't Stop 19m. Dead From the Waist Down 21m. Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup 21m. Lookin' For Japanese Subs 20m. Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak 21m.

That Darn Priest 18m. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 21m. People Who Love Peepholes 21m. Big Girls Don't Throw Food 20m. Nine Magic Fingers 21m. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 20m. The Squat and the Hover 21m. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 19m. Thank You for the Intercourse 21m. Frodo's Headshots 21m. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 21m.

A Lovely Landing Strip 20m. One False Move, Zimbabwe! Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 20m. A Possum on Chemo 20m. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack 21m. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 20m. Not in My Mouth! The War Against Gingivitis 21m. Palmdale, Ech 21m. Grandma's Pie 21m. Hose Says "Yes" 21m.

Why We Gave Up Women 21m. The Straw in My Donut Hole 21m. Oh Look! A Big Bag of Dog 20m. Ferrets, Attack! Avoid the Chinese Mustard 21m. Something My Gynecologist Said 21m. I Scream When I Pee 20m. One Nut Johnson 21m. Give Santa a Tail-Hole 22m. Welcome to Alancrest 22m. Grab a Feather and Get in Line 21m. Run, Steven Staven! Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby 21m.

Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries 21m. The from Pemberton 21m. Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon 21m. That's from a TV Show 21m. Another Night with Neil Diamond 21m. My Bodacious Vidalia 21m. Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped 22m. Nangnangnangnang 21m. This Unblessed Biscuit 21m. Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank 21m. Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 21m. Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants 21m.

Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie 21m. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. Really, the only reason he is allowed to stay there at all, is that his 10 year old kid is adorable. Stupid, yes, cute, also yes. And they are a package deal. Later a young rich guy moves in. These are our four leads. Alan Cryer, incredible has been a people pleaser since childhood. Teacher's pet. Straight A's. It never worked particularly well for him.

No one can stand him except for teachers and their ilk. He's been bullied forever, by peers and elders alike. He makes a living, such as it is, as a chiropractor. No one in his family wants him to treat them, in general people don't want to do things for him, and everyone makes sure to tell him that, in their opinion, he's not a real doctor.

While he gets better at flirting, he certainly isn't what you would call "adept at it". Almost no women want anything to do with him. This means he gets incredibly excited when one does. And that he finds himself engaging in perversions. The ones he's developed over a lifetime of abuse. And those of anyone desperate enough to get with him. Yes, those are connected. It's not just that he's creepy by default. It's also in the things he does.

What he says, what he thinks about. And he's never particularly capable of hiding those from others. His low wages and the high cost of his alimony payments leave him with very little money to spend.

Even so, he is immensely cheap. This drives away a lot of his limited selection of lovers. He does have an on again off again relationship with Lindsey Thorne-Smith, amazing. And that's where he gets a real taste of his own medicine. He is demanding, passive-aggressive, and despite sometimes making an effort, does simply not live up to others' expectations. And she can be the exact same. Right back at him. A bunch of the time he does, just barely, give her what she wants.

Still, she knows she can do a lot better. She's settling for him. And boy does she let him know that that's what's going on. No, she has no trouble getting someone much better. She's just relieved that she doesn't have to try hard. What's he going to do? Find someone else? When pigs fly. Charlie Sheen, fantastic never had to work hard for anything ever. His jingle writing is ridiculously easy. It pays extremely well, let him buy a big place.

All he has to do to convince a woman to have sex with him is show that he has the aforementioned. After a while he is no longer satisfied. Yes, he was always quick to lash out, whenever he isn't drinking, gambling or humping his way through life.

Make snide personal remarks at someone who doesn't deserve them. Out of the blue. He tries to make long-term relationships work. And it is outstanding. Will it work with Mia Vaugier, who tries to improve his lifestyle? Maybe Chelsea Jennifer Taylor, who wants more out of being with him then take out, TV and copulation? What about Courtney McCarthy, who seems like exactly his type - including that you can't depend on her?

Jake T. Jones, great is lazy, dumb, perpetually hungry, and basically never wants to do anything other than eat and play video games. Over the course of this he changes. At first he isn't interested in a girlfriend. Later he will do absurdly poorly on dates. He will genuinely believe that his crass, puerile interests will, at all, impress any female, and when talking about them, he shows that he can really dig deep into a topic and analyse it. It's just never something that he can actually use.

Not in school and not in life. This show focuses a lot on how he is negatively influenced by his uncle. As he grows up he is no longer too young for all of it. And yet there is a lot that no one should ever engage in regardless of age. Walden Kutcher, phenomenal became a billionaire when he sold to Microsoft something he didn't have to work on for very long. Then he married his high school sweetheart. He was 19 years old at the time. As he hasn't matured emotionally since then, she divorces him.

He tries to get a new monogamous partner. Might it work with Zoey Winkleman, British and refined? She's a lawyer and finds his immense generosity very attractive. The two have strong on screen chemistry. Her hostile ex-husband is the bane of her existence.

They did have a sweet, now 6 year old, daughter together. And he does grow to be a more adult person. Some of the inventions he comes up with are genuinely right out of science fiction, including mind reading.

He starts working with his old partner Billy Oswalt, always good to see him in things again even though the two of them despise each other. The man had a complete nervous breakdown! This has an endless stream of racy material that just barely got by the censors, and it gets increasingly offensive each season.

I very rarely give a perfect rating to something I review, but this continued to make me laugh throughout the entirety of every single episode. Since I had heard that it did not remain hilarious all the way, I kept waiting for the quality to drop. And it never did. Report this review. No kids allowed! This should be rated R! Just watching this alone, I get embarrassed sometimes. Had useful details. Parent of a 8-year-old Written by GoodParent1 October 10, NOT for 18 or Under!!

Funny for adults ONLY. This show is very disgusting. Has a lot of sex, and more sex. It has drinking,gambling, cussing, sexual content,sexual inuendo, oral sex, sex jokes, degradation of women, sexual dialogue and language, etc. If you care at all about your children, I advise you to not let children under 18 watch it.

Adult Written by Emma L. November 15, Pretty sexist I have seen a couple episodes when it was just randomly on the tv but it was like really sexist. Helped me decide. Adult Written by Ashley R.

September 19, Written by Anonymous May 10, Most episodes don't even have cursing beyond the damn or crap variety. Heck, even Roseanne has worse content and that show is rated TV-G sometimes!! This title contains: Positive Messages. Positive role models. Adult Written by ruchit. It really matters on the exposure of the child Parent of a year-old Written by Rahul B.

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